is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
honey bunches of taint.
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The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I need to sanitize my soul.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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