I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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