guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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