I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
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So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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