It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Are we in a gay sports bar?
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
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getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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