Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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