there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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