You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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