No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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