the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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