"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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