can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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