I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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