It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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