franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I need to align my fucking chakras
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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