We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Randomize