Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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