am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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