On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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