i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
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just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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