people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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