Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
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I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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