thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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