I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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