the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
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Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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