thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Holy sore nipples Batman
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He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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