And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
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I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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