Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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