So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
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Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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I need a burrito and a hug.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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