Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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