"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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