so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I want a musical about memes.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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