Only a mothe r could love this liver
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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