me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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