Where did you get a picture of my penis
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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