I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
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yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Randomize