have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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