If you die in college, do you die in real life?
This house was built for laser tag.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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