let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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