I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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