so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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