I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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