She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
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you inspire me to be a worse person
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
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im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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