I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
But break dance skills will only take you so far
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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