sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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