its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
id be glad to
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Randomize