Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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