This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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