So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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