fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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